Who goes there?
Before ya get up and grab another beer, how's about
fillin' out this survey? Just in case ya happen to be runnin'
from the law or yer in the Witness Protection Program, ya
won't be asked anything that'll give away the location of yer
secret hideout!
- What's yer roadname/nickname? Ya know, the name
that's not on yer birth certificate!
- How long ya been throwin' a leg over a scooter?:
Less than
a year 1-5 years 5-10 years 10-20
years My whole damn life!
- Where do ya spend the night when yer not on the road?
Country
State
City
Not So Politically Correct
Don't be scared to fill out this section. The Feds ain't
gonna come hunt ya down or nothin' like that. I think they
already had their fill of Waco's and Ruby Ridges!
- What's yer feelings on the war in Iraq?
We're doin' the right thing
It ain't none of our business
We should nuke the whole lot of 'em!
We should stay as long as it takes
We should get the hell out...NOW!
- Who do ya hate the least?
- Yer scooter busted down in the middle of the desert
and it's 3 o'clock the morning when a set of
headlights appear over the horizon. As the rusted out
pickup gets nearer, you hear voices just a whoopin' and a
hollerin' and yellin' crazy shit like, "Let's git
that long-haired freaky sumbitch!" Which of the
following would ya rather have?
Sawed-off Shotgun
.45 Auto
Big-Ass Knife
A Better Bike
A Shave and a Haircut
What do ya ride?
Harley-Davidson
Indian
American Other
Triumph
Ah-So!
Sieg Hile!
Yer-a-peein'
Comments?
Thanks for participatin' in this informal not-so-politically correct survey. It's just for fun and to get an idea who's been visiting. Thanks for yer time...yer done!